Villains of the Renessaince Age (1989-1999)
its easier to say “they” instead of “she/he” when you’re not sure about someone’s gender so stop acting like everyone is making your life complicated
Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal
Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown.
august 31st, 11:59pm
september 1st, 12:00am
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
Directed by Tim Burton
A couple of recently deceased ghosts contract the services of a devious ghoul in order to remove the obnoxious new owners of their house.
Can i get an amen?
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
Iggy Azalea and kraft singles
That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.
God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees and flowers and clouds and stars.
We are united in blood, even though we have not yet managed to take necessary steps towards unity between us and perhaps the time has not yet come. Unity is a gift that we need to ask for. I knew a parish priest in Hamburg who was dealing with the beatification cause of a Catholic priest guillotined by the Nazis for teaching children the catechism. After him, in the list of condemned individuals, was a Lutheran pastor who was killed for the same reason. Their blood was mixed. The parish priest told me he had gone to the bishop and said to him: ‘I will continue to deal with the cause, but of both their causes, not just the Catholic priest’s.’ This is what ecumenism of blood is.
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